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This morning involved an inadvertent glimpse at parenthood. The "ex-niece" (will relate story later,) was up at 7:30, and Cathy and Bill were leaving. I got to wake up to **Poke** **poke poke** "Hey, wake up. The kid says she's starving and I have to leave now, I love you, bye!"
I laid in bed for a little while trying to remember how to open my eyelids, and listened to the radio, which was relating a story about the sexual habits of female primates. Eventually I began to hear mystery thumps, so I peeled myself out of bed. I was met by a chipper 10 year old, who informed me that she wasn't really all that hungry but what time was breakfast?
Good thing she liked the noodle glop I managed to invent while still half asleep.
I laid in bed for a little while trying to remember how to open my eyelids, and listened to the radio, which was relating a story about the sexual habits of female primates. Eventually I began to hear mystery thumps, so I peeled myself out of bed. I was met by a chipper 10 year old, who informed me that she wasn't really all that hungry but what time was breakfast?
Good thing she liked the noodle glop I managed to invent while still half asleep.
